It's all a lie

Dizem as agências noticiosas que o inefável Mohammad Said al-Sahhaf, ex-Ministro da (des)Informação do Iraque, foi finalmente capturado.
Ora, o simpático do Mohammad telefonou-me não faz 5 minutos a dizer, no mais correcto inglês:

"It's all a lie. I was not captured, no one was captured? Captured by whom? There is no one here to capture me. Baghdad is a city free of lying infidels. I spit on them all. Liars, liars, pants on fire..." E rematou: "My feelings, as usual, we will slaughter them all".

Eu acredito nele!