segunda-feira, março 05, 2007

Borat: Tourist travel of America For Make Benefit Glorious Nation Of Kazakhstan

Jagshemash. My name a Borat. Nice to meet you.

Thousands of many people from the U S and A and other parts of the world now are flying for to see glorious country of Kazakhstan. They come in searching of adventure, delicious sheep’s head delicacies and cheap vazyïn sexy-time from ladies of the night with nice physiques.
And of course, to try to have date with Natalya, Borat’s sister, beauty queen of Almaty and fourth best prostitute in Kazakhstan (and best sex-in-mouth). Wa-wa-wee-wa!
Come to us, come to see great mountains, meet the great lakes and little village of Kusek, Borat’s home land, and of course the more beautiful sheeps in the world. Bring your women, in our 2 hotels we have a pen outside for the animals and womens!
Come have sexy-time, play ping pong, do the disco dancing, sunbathing by beautiful almost not contaminated lakes, see the spitting world championships, take nice pictures of women while they make-a toilet, jump on the trampoline, shoot the mean Uzbequistan people and drink traditional wine made from "fermented horse urine.
So come to Kazakhstan, a almost 100% gonorrhoea free country, and much more better than Uzbekistan.
The government of Kazakhstan, they we’re mad with Borat for making fun of Kazakhstan but no more, Borat now can also leave home without bodyguards to look for cheap sexy-time in village. Is a-vey nice and because all for you travelers.

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